In one word...growdy.

knick-knacks
frou-frou
ruffles
doilies
lace
…all things I was born to hate.

But most of all
-silly-
-expensive-
-decorative-
-themed-
trash cans!?

A trash can
that matches
the shower curtain
that matches
the soap dispenser
that matches
the decorative towel
that no one uses
because…
it doesn’t actually absorb any water
when one attempts to dry their hands!

Oh, don’t even get me started on decorative soaps!